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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via unattractive-teen-blogger)

clestroying:

whodoesntlovebandmerch:

clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

Its 2014

woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year

(Source: clestroying, via keepcalmandkeely)

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

(via unattractive-teen-blogger)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via keepcalmandkeely)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via unattractive-teen-blogger)

whodie:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

whodie:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii:

whodie:

nigga-are-you-even-kawaii what if u were walkin down the street and outta nowhere ya titty fell off? No blood or anything but one just fell off and bounced like a basketball

Im…

Would u pickith it up and dunkith it on the nearest basketball goal?

No brandon what the hell

I don’t have issues.. Ball is life

(via keepcalmandkeely)

webofgoodnews:

People doing good!

A couple of these I came across randomly, but most of them were found here.

Webofgoodnews.com

(via youhaveabrightsoul)

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via youhaveabrightsoul)

"We love you Blue Blue"

(Source: beyoncse, via keepcalmandkeely)

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

(Source: egomatter, via keepcalmandkeely)

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